Donkey throws it to Gingy as the Fairy Godmother still tries to grab it. Move em on! This is the transcript for the 2001 film, Shrek. Thanks for waiting. Shrek climbs up and gets through. FIONA: DadIve been thinking about what you said. Fiona! [laughs] Dad. Huh? The film is released by DreamWorks Animation and is distributed by Paramount Pictures. HAROLD: Well, hes not a guy, per se. SHREK: And guess what, princess? Two women take note of their carriage and start following it. Shrek runs up to Fiona. I just wish I could be the man you deserve. [hanging from Fairy Godmother's feet and looking up] Pig : I see London, I see France. He knocks on the door and an eye peeks out. Thats what I like to hear. His life is interrupted after the dwarfish Lord Farquaad of Duloc exiles a vast number of fairy-tale creatures, who inadvertently end up in the swamp. Im melting! I just I just wish I could make her happy. The man is Harold in disguise. FIONA: Um, actually--Donkey? Harold and Lillian are sat by a fireplace when Fiona walks in. Find you a nice.uh, burro! Le film remporte un . That's a good question. The bouquet was delicious. To both of you. Godmother hands Charming the axe. The show freezes frame on Shrek's face as a knight sprays him with a pepper shaker again. Not me. GODMOTHER: What in Grimms name are you doing here? They walk out into a clearing. An evil chuckle is heard from inside the bakery as lightning strikes in the sky. LILLIAN: I think, Harold, youre taking this a little too personally. HAROLD: Whats that, Cedric? GODMOTHER: Cinderella! [chuckles]. Be sure and use small words, dear. Oh No! The elves run away as Shrek jumps up and grabs onto a pulley system that leads back to the entrance. DONKEY: I know, I know! While theyre not looking we could make a run for it. An alarm sounds and red lights flash. Shrek gets out of bed and looks out the window and stares at the Far Far Away sign. He sees the mouse's tail sticking out from Puss' mouth. SHREK: Yeah?..Oh! I would think youd be happy for me. Quotes taken from "Shrek 2". DONKEY: Yeah, well dont go projecting on me! He enters the Dragon's Keep. Shrek, Donkey, and Puss reach the end of the room and jump onto the catwalk. The room is completely dark, except for the moonlight shining through a window. To the castle! The whole tavern gasps and Hook stop playing. Now give me that bottle. After a moment of silence, the two burst out laughing. Charming grabs the wand from Puss and throws it to Godmother. We see various scenes from Shrek and Fiona's honeymoon. He sighs and leans his back to the door. Oh, get it off! Shrek nervously chuckles as they pass by a few men carrying pitchforks. Donkey loudly dunks his mouth into his bowl and starts drinking. Shrek looks out the window, seeing the Far Far Away Palace. Suddenly they are in a spacious room. The Muffin Man opens the door and happily greets Gingy, who is standing on Shrek's shoulder. Edit Edit source History Talk (0) Seagull Seal Crab Shark Octopus Seahorse Jellyfish Whale Eel Penguin Polar Bear Walrus Categories . They love me. 11. Shrek 2/Home media | Fanon Kingdom Wiki | Fandom in: Home media, Shrek 2, Shrek Shrek 2/Home media View source General Trivia Gallery Soundtrack Quotes Transcript Trailer transcripts Credits Home media Home video releases of Shrek 2 . My donkey senses are tingling all over. A ray of light shines down on a leather-bound storybook. Donkey walks over to a fish bowl. SHREK: But Fiona and I are married now. Puss is climbing all over Shrek's body and gets into his clothes. Bob: Uh huh. FIONA: I want what any princess wants. FIONA: Mom, dad. DONKEY: Man, what are you talking about? JOAN: Everyone whos anyone has turned out to honor Princess Fiona and Prince Shrek and, oh my, the outfits look gorgeous! DONKEY: Oh! He enters the Potion Room he saw earlier. Harold and Lillian follow her. Mamas working. Ingredients are tested and mixed. Shrek 2/Transcript < Shrek 2 Edit Transcript Prince Charming: Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. She gives him a reassuring smile, and he tries to return one back. Someone is playing darts with throwing axes. DONKEY: We cant be lost! The band accompanies them. SHREK: What? Come here. A woman laying down, staring at him, comes into focus. Shrek yells through the bars of the door. LILLIAN: Ugh, you act as if love is totally predictable. And throughout the land, everyone was happy. DONKEY: Oh, no. Look whos telling who to lighten up! They run happily thru a meadow where an angry mob emerges chasing after them. My mother, she is sick. Nothing, dear! SHREK: Maybe it doesnt work on donkeys. HAROLD: I can hardly believe that, Lillian. Donkey tries to kick Puss with his hind legs, but Puss dodges and hits Shrek in the crotch instead. Dont you want to see your wife? Fiona sighs as Shrek and Harold continue to rip apart their food, sending bits and pieces flying across the table. GODMOTHER: Dont you think youve already messed her life up enough? I hope Im not interrupting, but Im told youre the one to talk to about anogre problem? FIONA: Oh, come on! He pushes open a door, carrying the tray of tea, and sees Fiona staring out of a window. Harold tries to get the attention of the bartender. He looks up from the scroll and stares at Shrek. DONKEY: ltll be better in the morning. Atlantis: The Lost Empire/Script (first draft) Atlantis: The Lost Empire/Transcript. Id like to dedicate this song toPrincess Fiona and Prince Shrek. LILLIAN: Youre more that man today than you ever were warts and all. Who is this? Fionas father paid you to do this? Fiona grabs the rose and puts it in her mouth, stopping him. A frog comes crawling out from inside the chestplate. She sobs and Shrek takes her in his arms. He sniffs it and shows the camera. Advertisement. Will you honor me with a dance? What? (sighs) But I love Fiona more. Shrek and Fiona hold onto each other. But Shrek had this thing he had to do and uh--. Godmother continues to sing. Shrek Forever After (also known as Shrek: The Final Chapter or Shrek Forever After: The Final Chapter) is a 2010 animated fantasy - comedy film, and it is the fourth installment in the Shrek film series. Shrek, unsure of how to eat the food on his plate properly, plops it in his mouth, and grins with the food still stuck in his teeth. SHREK: Oh!.. SHREK: Good! Shrek comes from out of the palace, angrily barging down the stairs. He rides through a forest, snowy mountains and barren desert. II wont do it. INT. FIONA: Change? It opens, and a voice turns the pages and reads it. Decaf. DONKEY: Look at our little mutant babies! SHREK: What choice do I have? [chuckles] And look at you, Mrs. Shrek. SHREK: Well heres a news flash for you! Oh, get it off! The streets are paved and there are buildings everywhere. Fairy Godmother's pink carriage descends. Hansel and Gretel? She continues to pull out books and toss them. The pig lands on the table with a thud. Godmother gestures to the window and steps aside. QUEEN LILLIAN: I think thats our little girl. Were leaving. GODMOTHER: A sporty carriage to ride in style / Sexy man boy chauffeur, Kyle. HAROLD: WellI guess I gave her the wrong tea. PINOCCHIO: Im not flipping anywhere, sir, until I see Shrek and Fiona. [clears throat] This is Fairy Godmother. A wave crashes over Shrek and Fiona as they makeout in the sand and the Little Mermaid takes Fiona's place. And Im going to set things right. Shes the largest producer of hexes and potions in the whole kingdom. Yeah! SHREK: Aye. This is Fionas choice. NARRATOR: Will they get away with it? DONKEY: Oh its kind of a long story but, see, Shrek and I took some magic potion. A dragon roars. I think itd be better if the Fairy Godmother didnt know we were here. Shrek, Puss, and the maidens all stare at Donkey. Godmother zaps her wand at Shrek and Fiona. He frantically turns the pages which all read aloud "Mrs. Fiona Charming". Help me, please! Shrek 2, released in the United States on 21 May 2004, is the 2004 sequel to the 2001 computer-animated DreamWorks Pictures film Shrek. Sorry. A man walks up to the horses and cleans them off, and the carriage driver tosses him a coin. I need to do Charmings hair before the ball. Her parents invited her and Shrek to Far Far Away to they could meet the handsome man she married. Its the one, its the onlyits the Fairy Godmother! Harold sticks his finger into the bowl and tastes it. The chef and a host of servers enter the room with dinner, including a whole turkey , lobster, and a pig. GODMOTHER: And somebody bring me something deep fried and smothered in chocolate! Whats happening, everybody? After a silence, we cut to Fiona throwing the last of their luggage into the back of their carriage. [yawns] Already taken my pills, and they tend to make me a bit drowsy. SHREK: There it is, Mongo! I dont want to die! FIONA: Well do you think it might be nice if somebody asked me what I wanted? Harold stands unsure, still clutching the axe, staring out at the moon. Harold tries to start walking back but Lillian urges him forward. Whats in that stuff? O-otherwise Im up all night. The music stops and Fiona's fancy dress turns to dust. She goes out to her balcony and cries a single tear, then suddenly notices bubbles floating all around her. Puss walks up with two women by his side. I know you never get a second chance at a first impression, but, well, what do you think? Yee-haw! SHREK: And youre still the same annoying donkey. Fiona reaches for one of the tea cups but Harold quickly grabs it instead. no2004055143. Coming! Fiona is fast asleep while Shrek is awake, tossing and turning. Oh, sweetheart. Ill watch that wicked witch come and whammy zammy a world of hurt all up your backside. GODMOTHER: Oh, believe me, Harold. I know it would mean the world to Fiona. How about a nice hot cup of tea before the ball? Shrek and Donkey are walking through a thick forest. Shrek, still carrying Donkey and Puss, dodges the arrows and jumps onto a conveyer belt. The nobleman's son peeks out from inside the carriage. Things seem bad because its dark and rainy and Fionas father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you. Harold runs over to them. The coaches are lined up as the cream of the crop pours out of them like Miss Muffets curds and whey! What is a piata, anyway?! GODMOTHER: Sleeping Beauty. SHREK: Because if you kiss me nowwe can stay like this. SHREK: [ narrator reading the book.] SHREK: Whoawhoawhoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Carry on, Cedric. In the film, race car Lightning McQueen and tow truck Mater head to Japan and Europe to compete in the World Grand Prix, but Mater becomes sidetracked with international espionage. Shark Tale; Kung Fu Panda 2 (transcript) Rise of the Guardians (transcript) The Emoji Movie (transcript) The Star (transcript) Early Man (transcript) Ice Age . Various makeup appliances begin to pester Fiona. Chemicals are poured into giant vats. DONKEY: Uh why dont you guys go ahead? SHREK: We are definitely not in the swamp anymore. Hey, mice, pass me a buffalo wing. You see, II need to have someone taken care of. Chains dangle from the ceiling which attach to their shackles, keeping them suspended above the floor. Youll see. PUSS: Well you dont exactly smell like a basket of roses. Im going! And throughout the land, everyone was happy. He opens the cart to reveal Puss and Donkey crammed inside. The workers are all elves wearing white hazmat suits. Watching on from the side, Harold is facepalming and Lillian looks at him. ANNOUNCER: Well, the abs are fab and its gluteus to the maximus here at tonights Far, Far Away Royal Ball Blowout! GODMOTHER: You force me to do something I really dont want to do. This is the transcript of Sora's Adventures of Shrek 2 . Charming takes off his helmet, revealing himself to be the narrator's voice. Godmother addresses the crowd and conjures herself a flashy, red dress. Larry: Aw, I forgive . SHREK Donkey, what are you doing here? FIONA: No! PUSS: Hmm. German Wikipedia. Shrek opens the gates and they head inside. - FAR FAR AWAY PALACE. You know I had the hardest time finding this place. FIONA: Ive made changes for you, Shrek. FIONA: Well you know were always happy to see you, Donkey. From behind him, Godmother's carriage floats up to the balcony and Godmother opens the door. Shrek! Donkey sighs. HAROLD: Darling, the whole kingdom heard you. They locked you in a tower! DONKEY: Well, I guess there is one thing Donkey drops the act and Puss jumps out from behind him, pointing his sword at the nobleman. Unlike its predecessor, the score for Shrek 2 was only composed by Harry Gregson-Williams. You know, how many cats can wear boots? Transcript A light shines down on a storybook. Fiona takes a sip from the other cup and smiles. Look whos finally coming around! Of course, not! Police brutality!!! He is surprised by a knock at the door, and sets the diary down. Fiona kneels down to pat Donkey on the head, then Shrek puts his hands on her shoulders. DONKEY: Hey man, you wanna get your fine Corinthian footwear and your cat cheeks out of my face? Donkey comes chasing through with Puss, Pinocchio, Wolf, the Pigs, and the Mice on his back. Out of the closet comes a sparkling gold dress that floats its way onto Fiona. FIONA: Dad says Im going away for a while. JOAN: Oh, tired old thingwhos this? And thats final! Harold and Lillian are with servants outside in a courtyard, looking at different samples of carpet. GODMOTHER: Shu-shu-shu--shush, shush. Everythings gonna be--. Its going to be champagne wishes and caviar dreams from now on! Listen, if we need an expert on licking ourselves, well give you a call. GODMOTHER: Theyll write your name on the bathroom wall. She sits up with concerned look on her face. Rawhide! Recently Changed Pages. Charming, who is now standing up from his seat, is sat down by Godmother and shushed. Shrek picks up a toy princess that resembles Fiona and it speaks. Dont you remember when we were young? Lillian runs over. What--what did you say? He continues to speak aloud. Gingy is scooped up by Puss' sword and into Pinocchio's arms. FIONA: Dear Diary. For five minutes. PAGE: uhPrince Charming. GODMOTHER: You couldnt just go back to your swamp and leave well enough alone. Oh! A frog ribbit is heard from inside the chestplate. Fan Feed More Moviepedia Wiki. Mongo starts to giggle and follow Donkey. If you remember, I helped you with your happily ever after. FIONA'S BEDROOM. I mean really, hes the ogre. Almost everybody that meets you wants to kill you. As they walk off, they don't notice the mushroom Shrek sneezed on transform into a rose. "Im an ogre!" He is now a handsome, human man. Want a taste? How about "Happily Ever After"? GODMOTHER: Oh-ho-ho! The furniture starts to animate and move around. Thats the best friends job. Ill park the car. The two almost cross each other's pass. Where is she? Shrek groans. SHREK: Well, well, well, Donkey. I think I feel something coming on. Mongo instead grabs a giant coffee mug on top of a Farbucks Coffee building. You have engaged my valuable servicesyour Majesty. CHARMING: I mean, how charming can I be when I have to pretend Im that dreadful ogre? DONKEY: Wait, wait, wait! When you married me?! Puss and Donkey start singing "Livin' La Vida Loca" by Ricky Martin. Whether your parents like it or not I am an ogre! Far Far Palace is far off over the hills behind them. Then they got all drunk and start beating me with a stick going, "Piata! Two knights restrain him with an animal capture device and one lifts a dime bag off of him. Charming is tossing a rose around his mouth. MORNING. I will smite him where he stands! Shrek looks up as the guards pour down more liquid onto Mongo. Hey, thats my girl! Donkey manage to catch the falling potion with his mouth. GODMOTHER: You see we made a deal, Harold, and I assume you dont want me to go back on my part. DONKEY: [singing]: Hit it! Head em up! Prince Charming arrives at the Dragon's Keep, an ominous castle surrounded by a moat of lava, but sees that the bridge leading across the lava is destroyed by the Dragon. SHREK: But look at me. Harold is sat between the man and another similar looking man to his other side. Its for the best. Puss starts coughing and then heaving onto the floor. Whos this?! Puss laps up the milk in his cup and slams it down. Harold tries to leap away but Lillian catches him. Mongo is still fully submerged under the water. I implore you! The Three Little Pigs shake their heads and light the match themselves. In comes flying a small donkey with the wings, scales, and fiery breath of a dragon. PUSS: "Oh, dont take the potion, Mr. Boss, its very bad." An American Tail/Transcript An American Tail: Fievel Goes West/Transcript An American Tail: The Mystery of the Night Monster/Transcript An American Tail: The Treasure of Manhattan Island/Transcript An Extremely Goofy Movie/Transcript Anastasia (1997)/Transcript Angels in the Outfield (1994)/Transcript Category:Animated Transcripts An audience gathered out on the ballroom floor cheers as Charming waves. HAROLD: Id hoped youd never see me like this. DONKEY: Hey wait a minute, dont you want to tell me all about your trip? And throughout the land, everyone was happy. She notices Fiona, and both gasp. Godmother looks surprised to see Shrek. And shell never forgive you if you dont. Alright! Fiona enters her room where she stayed as a child. German Wikipedia. 7561111-9. Thieves! Shrek stands nervously. Hes hopeless. Pinocchio! Woo! Well be back to pick you up later! Move em on! Know what Im saying? SHREK: Then how do you explain Sergeant Pompous and the Fancy Pants Club Band? Now heres our chance. HAROLD: Actually, Fairy Godmother, off to bed. He gasps and drops the pail onto the floor. DONKEY: Yeah, and theres the bush shaped like Shirley Bassey! He enters the princess's room and makes his way to her bed where a figure lays down, obscured by the bed's curtains. The same happens to Donkey. We are not going! The guards pour hot, bubbling liquid into a set of machinery. A page steps forth with a scroll in his hand. Donkey, not paying attention to the door, doesn't notice a worker and Jerome staring at them. Oh, I should lighten up?! I only wanted what was best for Fiona. SHREK: Shrek--Im her husband, Shrek! Meanwhile, Gingy is standing on Mongo's face as he sinks into the water. Joan Rivers talks to the camera with loudspeaker in hand. SHREK: Wellit seems that Fionas not exactly happy. DONKEY: All right, all right, I get it. Oh, God. He never lets me out after sunset. Godmother hovers over to wall of bookshelves filled with books. He reads it. Pah! Knock em out! Charming spits out the rose, scoops Fiona in his arms, and leans in for a kiss. And then we're gonna go back to the swamp where we belong. And oh, we used to walk down by the lily pond and they were in bloom. GODMOTHER: What? I dont know. DONKEY: Yup that's me. Ah. The king offered me much in gold and I have a litter of brothers. HAROLD: Charming! SHREK: Tell Princess Fiona her husband, Sir Shrek, is here to see her. What you lack is the capacity! Charming continues to wave and blow kisses. Charming pulls the curtain and gasps; the figure is no princess--its the Big Bad Wolf. Later, Shrek has some dwarves forge Fiona's wedding ring. Rawhide! I know it was kind of a tender moment back there, but the purring? Two guards stand by the stairs. All I got in my room was shampoo. SHREK: Yeah, right. How 'bout a side of sugar for the steed? The clerk hands her their order in a bad, and then a large battle-axe. Shrek points towards the Far Far Away Palace. DONKEY: Oh, yeah, that. Aren't you two a sight for sore eyes! Shrek starts knocking at the door and a shelf moves over to block it. GODMOTHER: A pinch of passion. Upon hearing this news Shrek looks uneasy, while Fiona is smiling. Shrek puts the hazmat suit on which only manages to cover his head. GODMOTHER: Ugh, youd better have a good reason for dragging us down here, Harold. Charming and Fiona continue to dance, though she is still uncomfortable. Puss picks up the discarded potion bottle and reads the label. (sighs) Maybe Fiona wouldve been better off if I were some sort of Prince Charming. Godmother shuts the door and the carriage flies off. I dont think so. SHREK: (offended) Whats that supposed to mean? CHARMING: Ah--do you think so? Shrek 2 is a transcript. Shrek 2 Transcript | DreamWorks Animation Wiki | Fandom Wikis Advertisement 90 pages Explore Wiki Content Community in: Transcripts, Shrek Transcripts Shrek 2 Transcript Edit Handy helpers Stompoos Butterfly nets Wreaches Tweezers Band Constent Closepins Bicycle rumps Rocket ships Babies Roundups Elephants Ropes Jump ropes [mimics Shrek roaring]. Right, Harold? HAROLD: Honestly, Lillian, I dont think it matters. Shrek grabs Donkey and Puss and diver under the gate. She drops the wand and another pig grabs it and runs. I know youre feeling bad, but you gotta let your own--. JOAN: Oh. You could at least give them a chance. You cant lock us up like this! PUSS: No problema, boss. She raises her wand to zap Shrek, but Wolf begins blowing her away with his breath. SHREK: I mean, dont you think they might be a bit shocked to see you like this? Very good, then. Fiona demonstrates that the bowl he ate from is for washing his hands. The crowd cheers and Puss and Donkey take to the stage. A littlefather-son time? [whinnies] I can count! Its a bad idea. The book opens and a voice begins reading its text: SHREK: Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. FURNITURE: The kind of girl a prince would date! SHREK: Because were gonna need flour. Puss reaches back for his hat just before the gate slams down. The Happily Ever After Potion! Imtrotting! They are making purring sounds. / Have a bichon fris! He is wearing noble clothes that somewhat resemble Shrek's usual getup. NARRATOR: It's time for the men in steel to teach these madcap mammals their "devil may mare" attitudes just won't fly! DONKEY Yeah, and feeding . Ow! Snow White. DONKEY: You do now. PUSS:Hey! A carriage is traveling on a road through the forest. Donkey begins to transform back into his donkey self. Dragon blows a cloud in the shape of a heart. Shrek the Third (also known as Shrek 3) is a 2007 American computer-animated comedy film loosely based on the 1990 children's picture book Shrek! PUSS: Amigo, we are off to the Kit-Kat Club. His clothes are much too big for him now. NOBLEMAN: Oh, you poor creature! Shrek pulls out the business card he took from Fairy Godmother earlier. Pretend theres nothing wrong! A passenger inside the carriage leans out his head. [Shrek and Fiona bow their heads in assent] Queen : Harold. PRINCESS TOY: Dear knight, I pray that you take this favor as a token of my gratitude. The potion splashes over a cage of two geese and turns them into ballerinas. He has been listening the whole time. I know. They slowly dance on the ballroom floor. PUSS: "To make the effects of this potion permanent, the drinker must obtain his true loves kiss by midnight.". More time passes and they are riding through thick snow. FIONA: Him? At the desk sits an elf writing into a book. LILLIAN: Well, I suppose that would be a fine place to raise the children Harold starts choking on his drink and Shrek accidentally swallows his spoon. Exquisite. This page's transcript is incomplete for the following reason: Messed/Unfixed, Missing more speakers & actions Donkey smiles and stares at Shrek, not taking the hint. A worker pushing a cart walks by the janitor's closet. But it was his destiny to climb to the highest room of the tallest tower to pull back the gossamer curtains to find her [ the prince gasps, seeing the Big Bad Wolf in Fiona's place ] Wolf: What? He quickly opens the box and snatches the book out from it. PUSS:I feel a premonition / That girls gonna make me fall, PUSS: Shes into new sensations / New kicks in the candlelight, DONKEY & PUSS: Shes got a new addiction / For every day and night / Shell make you take your clothes off / And go dancing in the rain / Shell make you live her crazy life / But shell take away your pain / Like a bullet to your brain / Upside inside out / Living la vida loca. Not only for your daughter. Puss pounces on a knight who grabs him. DONKEY: Boom! Look, shes not seeing any clients today, OK? GODMOTHER: Lets see. When did this happen? INT. Shrek runs inside the palace to find Fiona. At the doorway, a metal gate starts to lower down. Shrek looks down at Donkey and pats his head. No! GODMOTHER: Oh no, no, of course its not, dear. 1 Incredibles 3; 2 . The two giggle and Shrek takes her in his arms. Categories Categories: Transcripts; DreamWorks Transcripts; Shrek Transcripts; Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted. He walks through the factory floor pushing the cart. GODMOTHER: You better get in. SHREK: Well, its not like I wouldnt change if I could. Shrek opens the front door and beckons Donkey to head out. Prince Charming holds out his hand and Fiona eventually takes it. GODMOTHER: Its time you stop living in a fairy tale, Shrek. He takes off his hat and sheathes his sword. Why? Shrek passes out and falls down. DONKEY: Uhhh--I gotta go to the bathroom. DONKEY: Im sorry, too. I call that one Shrek and the other Fiona. Shrek is an anti-social and highly-territorial ogre who loves the solitude of his swamp. Women can be heard whispering. FIONA: (chuckles) Lookthank you very much, Fairy Godmother, but I really dont need all this. Mum and Dad.". Hes completely lost his mind! DORIS: Hey, buddy, let me clue you in. Charming puts his hand on Fiona's face, and then she holds his face with both hands. GODMOTHER: May all your endings be happy andwell, you know the rest! Shrek drinks the rest of the potion. They take turns farting in a mud bath, using fairies trapped in jars for light. GODMOTHER: Mummy can handle this.. (continuing her son's rant) He endures blistering winds and scorching desert! DONKEY: Say something crazy like "Im wearing ladies underwear!". SHREK: "Happily Ever After Potion. DONKEY: But this is taking forever, Shrek. He opens the door to see Harold standing in the hall. Requesting backup. No! ANNOUNCER: Announcing the long-awaited return of the beautiful Princess Fiona and her new husband! Later, they reach a sign that reads "700 miles to Far Away". Donkey runs back to Shrek and the door shuts. Far, far [softly] away! Shrek pushes Fiona out of the way and to the ground. SHREK: Then why dont we pop in there for a spell? DONKEY: Hey! SHREK: Ya know, somehow I dont think I was going to get Daddys blessing even if I did want it! People fill the sidewalks and carriages fill the road. Sweetheart. DONKEY: Oh! Shrek tries to run out to the balcony but Godmother shuts those doors as well. Head em up! WORKER: Your Monte Cristo and coffee--oh! Shrek screams in pain. The game was developed by Luxoflux for the PlayStation 2, . Donkey hurries down the stairs and Shrek jumps off his back. Just the old crusade wound playing up a bit! Two knights seize Shrek and three more point their crossbows at him. One of the mice carries the a lit match to light the fuse, but falls through the grate. Connected to it is a giant factory with colored gases rising out from its chimneys. Footage plays of Shrek, Donkey, and Puss being chased by several patrols of knights. Harold and Lillian look on, surprised. MASTER BEDROOM. Shrek lets out a loud fart and the two come out from cover. (The characters are shown in a Brady Bunch style window) Donkey: Shrek 2? The four stand facing each other. Thumbelina? SHREK: Its a cat, Donkey. The dynamites' explosion blows off the grate. PUSS: Oh, uh sorry. Mongo kicks the gumdrop back, landing right on top of the catapult and destroying it. DONKEY: Hey come on Shrek! Fiona turns to Shrek, who is clearly not enjoying this. Donkey sprints off, leaving Puss muttering angrily in Spanish. Ill be your true love! You cannot make me cry! FIONA'S BEDROOM. DONKEY: I thought you was going to let her go. SHREK: Gee, thanks. Find Princess Fiona! SHREK: I was, but I cant let them do this to Fiona! LILLIAN: Oh, stop being such a drama king. Help; in: Transcripts, DreamWorks Transcripts, Shrek Transcripts. Shrek 2 (2004) Full Cast & Crew See agents for this cast & crew on IMDbPro Directed by Writing Credits (in credits order) Produced by Music by Harry Gregson-Williams Film Editing by Mike Andrews Sim Evan-Jones Casting By Leslee Feldman Production Design by Art Direction by Steve Pilcher Costume Design by Isis Mussenden Production Management Shrek leans Fiona over and they kiss. Jerome, who is now a dove, flies over carrying a clipboard. I dont want to lose our daughter again, Harold. SHREK: So (chuckles) you still think this was a good idea? Oooh, look at you, you're all umgrown up. JEROME: [sighs] Yes, Fairy Godmother. Lots and lots of flour. Puss tries to force the potion through and the glass starts to crack. SHREK: Oh, you mean like sorting the mail and watering the plants? DONKEY: Oh, no, no. The birds are released and a fanfare is played as Shrek, Fiona, and Donkey step out of the carriage. The guards pour down a giant vat of the liquid onto Mongo's head. SHREK: Dad. Donkey comes running in. I mean, you expect me to give my blessings to thisthisthing? Shouldnt you be getting home to Dragon? We need a little time, you know, to be together. I hope Im not interrupting anything. Well, heres to us, Fiona. What you talking about? Shrek and Puss ride Donkey and sprint past them. DONKEY: He just went inside looking for you. HAROLD: Darling, Im just thinking about whats best for you. 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